Katy Perry  performed at the DirecTV Super Bowl Event in Indianapolis yesterday and she reportedly got a little mushy when she is was in the presence of star rookie quarterback for the Carolina Panthers, Cam Newton.

Katy was heard telling Cam that he was the first straight guy that she’s taken a picture with a long time so he better “live up to it.”

Nothing like hugging a hot new football star, who can pull off a bow tie very nicely I must add, to get over an ex!

Katy was have a lot of fun at the bash. She reportedly announced that her performance of her song Peacock was dedicated to Tim Tebow, who she teased her parents are trying to set her up with.

Obviously, it’s pretty unlikely that we will ever talk about “Katybow” but it’s pretty funny to think about.

David Beckham was red-carded and booted from his son, Romeo’s, soccer game after he challenged the referee’s decision to kick one of the little seven-year-old soccer players out of the game for a penalty.

David told The Jonathan Ross Show in London that he thought it was ridiculous that the referee would kick a little kid out of the game for a simple penalty. After all, they are only seven so how bad could the penalty be?

The ref was pissed that King David would have the balls to challenge his soccer referee skills and he literally walked over to David and handed him a red card and told David to get out of the park.

David said that left the park for a little bit but then came back in to finish watching.

That ref should slow his roll.

Lil Kim isn’t the only musician who finds paying taxes to the IRS bothersome. Seems that Sean Kingston owes Uncle Sam $131,379.51 from 2009.

Sean made a shit ton of money that year from his album “Tomorrow,” which spawned two popular singles: Fire Burning and Face Drop. He probably should have used his earnings to pay his taxes….

The IRS have made previous attempts to collect the cash from Kingston but they were ignored so they put a big fat lien on his property. This means if he doesn’t pay up voluntarily, they’ll do it for him.

Kingston should let them take his Miami spot because it was reported that he can no longer bear to be in Miami after his jet skiing accident last Memorial Day Weekend.

November 2011

It seems as if “spiritual counseling” wasn’t enough for Demi Moore in her battle against whip-its/starvation/exhaustion/whatever else is being reported. E! is reporting that the actress has checked herself into an honest-to-goodness rehab facility in Sundance, Utah.

The center is said to be the posh (natch) Cirque Lodge, and that Moore actually went  there the week after her hospitalization on January 23.

“She’s on total lockdown and only talking to a small group of people,” a source told E!  

Demi is said to be receiving treatment for addiction and an eating disorder.

This is her second stint in rehab.  Back in the 80′s, she received treatment for drug and alcohol abuse.

The details of the new “Anger Management” TV show have been pretty mum since it was announced, which is pretty strange considering that it’s rumored to air this June. All we did know thus far was that this FX show will be Charlie Sheen’s big comeback and f-u to “Two and a Half Men” and Chuck Lorre.

It’s now being reported that Selma Blair will play the female lead in the TV show, Kate. Kate is going to be Charlie’s character’s best friend and fellow therapist with benefits (sounds a little like Charlie Harper).

It was also announced that Charlie’s ex-wife will be played by Shawnee Smith, who was in a bunch of the “Saw” movies.

Now we just need to know who is playing Adam Sandler’s part in the TV show….

The group, One Million Moms, has been petitioning J.C. Penney to get a new spokesperson. Seems they have a very loud and disgusting problem with Ellen DeGeneres being the spokesperson for JCP because Ellen is gay.

Thankfully, JCP has balls and told the One Million Moms group that Ellen will stay and that it “stands behind its partnership with Ellen DeGeneres.”

The One Million Moms’ take issue with Ellen and her homosexuality because they said that she “is not a true representative of the type of families that shop at [JCP]. The majority of JC Penney shoppers will be offended and choose to no longer shop there.”

I’ll tell you what’s offensive – telling the public that they are offended by Ellen representing JCP when they aren’t.

GLAAD is very happy with JCP and stated that it has collected 25k signatures of people, who  have dedicated their support to JCP and Ellen.

Lil Kim has been indebted to Uncle Sam since 2002. Every year she’s tacked on a little more money until the recent 2009 bill in the amount of $86,347.85, which put her balance owed in the seven-figures.

Lil Kim presently owes the IRS $1,026,862.42! Holy hell.

Unfortunately for Kim, her music career is non-existent and she hasn’t done shit since she got out of jail in 2006 for conspiracy and perjury related to a shooting. Sooo I have no idea how she plans to pay back that hefty bill unless she borrows money from one of her still successful friends.

Lil Kim has been volunteering for every single party and birthday bash that will have her and then posting poster after poster on her twitter account to get publicity.

Hopefully these gigs will make her the money she needs to pay back the IRS or she should start hitting up her friends and family for money before she finds herself back behind bars, beside Wesley Snipes.

Willow Smith has drastically altered her appearance.  The tweenaged singer and daughter to WIll and Jada has done away with the thing that made her famous.

Her hair!

The 11-year-old posted this picture on her WhoSay account yesterday, and nothing else.  No explanation, no words – nothing.  But really, what is there to say? The girl has shaved her head.

What’s stands out most to me, though, is not her now bald head.  Nope.  Instead, I can’t get past the fact that she’s already practicing that godawful duck face that teenagers and Jersey Shore wannabes do.  No, girl. No.

Not sure if I want.  I mean, I love Queen – and I like Adam Lambert. But…?? Together?!  Too early to process yet. I haven’t got my mind wrapped around it just yet.

Anyway, however I feel about it doesn’t matter, I guess, because Adam Lambert has confirmed he is the new front man for Queen! The band will start touring this summer.  If you remember, during his 2009 American Idol finale performance, he was joined by original Queen band mates Roger Taylor and Brian May – which ultimately may have sparked this collaboration.

Lambert says he’ll be on tour with the band throughout the year, telling the UK’s Daily Star, “The intention is to pay tribute to Freddie (Mercury) and the band by singing some fucking great songs.  It’s to keep the music alive for the fans and give it an energy that Freddie would be proud of.”

But he doesn’t want to replace Freddie (it’s impossible for anyone to replace him).  ”There’s no intention in my mind,” of that, he says.

Either way, I’m also a bit disappointed it wasn’t this guy …

Well, Madonna’s long-awaited new single “Give Me All Your Luvin’ (feat. Nicki Minaj and M.I.A) is here!

Our thoughts? Well, it’s it’s a weird combination of sound mixing The Go-Go’s/Cyndie Lauper from the 80′s with Avril Lavigne’s Girlfriend. In other words, it sounds like hot-roasted ass.  I’ll admit – I’m disappointed.

This weak debut single from her upcoming album MDNA doesn’t leave me wanting more – it has me thinking why in the hell Madonna agreed to this?  If it’s an effort to battle out with younger acts, it’s not working.  She’s Madonna. She doesn’t need to compete – she is the queen.

Frankly, this song is beneath her, and I expect this type of trite music to come from someone of Lavigne’s caliber (read: someone who sucks).

So count us in as vastly disappointed.

Hmmm, way to pique our interest, Fish sticks!

In the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar – in which Gwyneth is on the cover showing off her gluten-free, Tracy Anderson toned body – Paltrow reveals a few juicy tidbits of her romantic past while being her typical out-of-touch with reality self. I’m not sure if she realizes how over the top she comes off or not, but either way, every time I read something she says, I usually want to punch her in the face.

So, onto yet another eye roll inducing interview with Fish sticks Paltrow.

Fish sticks tells the Harper’s that, while she admits there are something in her fashion past she regrets – including wearing braids with the infamous Alexander McQueen dress to the Oscars in 2002 (pictured left). She says, “…I think the hair was a mistake. I shouldn’t have had it braided.”

Really, Gwyn? It’s the braids you regret? Mmmkay.

(Un)Fortunately for her daughter, Apple, Fish sticks has been saving clothes for her fruity-named offspring since before she was even born, and relays the story while being slightly offensive to lesbians at the same time.

I’ve been saving my clothes for her since before she was born. I was like, I’ll bet you anything I’ll have a daughter, and she’ll be a really cool butch lesbian and be so above clothes, and I got a very clothes-obsessed child. So if she’s a lesbian, she’s a lipstick lesbian. She doesn’t like anything avant-garde at all. She likes anything that’s pretty, pretty, pretty or has a bow or a ruffle or is pink.”

Fish sticks also admits she wasn’t happy in her 20′s, though her career was on a meteoric rise during that time.  She also dated a few big names, including Brad Pitt  (to whom she was engaged) and Ben Affleck, before she met Chris Martin in 2002. But she says one of her past loves was a lying rat.

I had a boyfriend who used to cheat on me all the time. I was quite naive. I knew on a cellular level, but I bought his story.”

Considering that she always refers to Brad fondly and takes responsibility for the demise of their  relationship, but when discussing Ben, says they had a “very different value system,” I know who I’m placing my bets on.  And according though he is married to Jennifer Garner and they’re expecting their third child together, there are always rumors saying Ben still has a roving eye.

You can read the full interview at harpersbazaar.com.

Well you can’t say she didn’t warn us!

Roseanne Barr told the world last August that she was going to run for President. Well, it seems she wasn’t just talking out of her ass, because she’s doing it.

Roseanne announced today that she would seek the Presidential nominee for the Green Party because she’s sick of dealing with the “Democrats and Republicans who have proven that they are servants – bought and paid for by the 1 percent – who are not doing what’s i the best interest of the American people.”

Barr has apparently submitted her paperwork to become a candidate for the Green Party nomination. She will not know until July whether she will represent the party.

Roseanne has been very active today on Twitter trying to spread her campaign message.

Sean Kingston, 22

Jessica Harp, 30

Daddy Yankee, 36

Maura Tierney, 47

Matraca Berg, 48

Michele Green, 50

Thomas Calabro, 52

Lee Ranaldo, 56

Nathan Lane, 56

Morgan Fairchild, 62

Melanie, 65

Dave Davies, 65

CelebGossip.com Releases Exclusive Video Of Andy Dick Assault

We previously reported a story about Andy Dick being well, a dick. He was accused of assaulting a man, who was believed to be a tourist visiting LaLa Land. The confrontation sparked after the man shook Andy’s hand and he noticed that the man had a camera.

Andy Dick Before The Attack

(Actual Video At The End Of The Article)

Well, it turns out that the guy Andy attacked, Patrick Lockwood, is actually a Los Angelino (by way of Ohio), who was walking home and spotted  the former TV star leaving a club and simply wanted to shake Andy’s hand while rolling video. Well, Mr. Dick would have none of it, probably because he values his privacy so much and certainly doesn’t want to be seen in any kind of compromising position… this week.

We’re kidding, he’s always in trouble! i.e. Andy Dick Mug shot #1, Andy Dick Mug shot #2 we could go on and on and on….

So what did Andy do once he realized that Patrick Lockwood was video taping his celebrity encounter? He grabbed him by the neck whilst demanding the camera so he could break it!

Andy held Patrick by the collar and then grabbed the chain he was wearing around his neck, which held great sentimental value to him.

Patrick was aware that Andy was intoxicated and he can clearly be heard in the video repeatedly asking Andy to let go of his neck. Even Mr. Dick’s female companion can be heard telling Andy to release Patrick Lockwood many times.

(Also, who the hell is this blonde woman with Andy? If any of you tipsters know please contact us)

Once Andy broke the chain from around Patrick’s neck, well that’s when things got a lot more heated and the tables turned. You see, Patrick recently had to bury his best friend from childhood, his dog Widgeon. The bond between a dog and his owner is something that, as many of us know, is very special. Patrick hasn’t been the same since the passing of his dog of fifteen-years and is still in the grieving process. As a way to honor him, he kept his dog’s tags on the chain around his neck 24/7.

That’s what Andy ended up grabbing Patrick by and eventually ripping off in this drunken assault. Patrick, along with Andy’s female companion, pleaded with him to let go to no avail. Even while all this was going on Patrick can be heard being extremely calm and collected, pleading for Andy to let go of his neck.  But once Andy ripped off the chain and dog’s tags that’s when Patrick turned into a very angry (and rightfully so) individual.

We commend Patrick for not beating the crap out of Andy, because while investigating this story it became clear that Patrick is someone who can take some physical punishment and dish it out as well. Back when he lived in rural Ohio he wasn’t one to walk away from a fight or even the occasional self-inflicted “jackass-style” backyard prank.

According to Patrick, it took a lot of willpower not to kick Andy’s ass. Is there anyone these days who can have some kind of encounter with Andy Dick and not want to beat the snot out of him by the end?

Currently Patrick is working in Los Angeles as a graphic designer and he also does some promotional PR work for Hollywood events. He’s a unique guy for sure. Some might even say he’s a bit of a “character,” but LA is full of those types so I’m sure he fits in just fine.

Andy, I think you should issue an apology to Mr. Lockwood and recognize that a giant famewhore like yourself shouldn’t attack your fans just because you’re wasted.

Patrick did give us the following quote which he hopes Andy responds to.

If Andy is truly sorry for his actions and regrets disrespecting me, and more importantly my best friend of 15-years, he can do the following: pay to have a headstone created in Widgeon’s honor, which I will place at his grave site back in Ohio.

I think that’s a great idea and truthfully an easy-out for the dick named Andy. People are suing one another left-and-right for even less than what Andy did and Patrick just wants a headstone for Widgeon’s grave site.

If we had our druthers (two points for using the word “druthers” in an article) we’d like to see Andy buy the headstone AND agree to a celebrity boxing match against Patrick with a Winner Takes All cash prize. You know how many people, who have wanted to knock out Andy for years, would watch?! Someone start a Facebook petition!

I’ll bet Howard Stern is good for $50k and I would venture that Jon Lovitz would match him, particularly if they got front row seats to the main event.

The entire team here at CelebGossip.com are animal lovers. In fact, we’ve got two pups running around our office today. So it’s hard not to feel sympathetic for Patrick, who gets choked up on the phone just talking about his beloved dog.

Truthfully Andy’s behavior is disgusting to say the least. Management at the Celeb Gossip Network has even decided to officially ban Andy from CelebTweets.com, our exclusive Celebrity Twitter Aggregation site. You’re officially off the site Andy, we don’t care what you’ve got to say on Twitter.

Here’s the exclusive video of the incident and Patrick Lockwood’s website, where you can learn more about him and what happened that night in his own words. We’ve also included some exclusive photos below of Widgeon with Patrick and his family.

Finally, Andy if you’re reading this, get some help “duuuude,” because the next time you attack a fan, who just wanted to get a quick video of meeting you, I doubt you will be walking away from it.

Photo of Patrick's neck after the attack.

Widgeon's Tags That Andy Ripped Off Patrick's Neck

Patrick's Dad & Widgeon Back Home In Ohio

Patrick & Widgeon: First Day Together!

Widgeon & Patrick With The Double Hawk!

Patrick With Widgeon's Tags At An Event

Snooki took to Twitter to declare that she would vote for President Obama in this year’s election. Snooki also said that she would NEVER vote for New Jersey Governor, Chris Christie, for President. Snooki is apparently pissed at Christie because he vetoed a plan to give $420k in tax credits to the “Jersey Shore” production company.

I’d say that Snooki shouldn’t vote for Chris Christie for Governor again but she lives in NY….

P.S. Snooki’s rants are all for nothing because Chris Christie is not running for President.

MTV applied for a permit in the city of Hoboken, NJ, which would allow them to record a Snooki and JWoww spinoff 24/7 in public locations.

Mayor Dawn Zimmer stamped the permit with the “Hell No” stamp, stating that,

Based on protecting public safety and quality of life concerns for Hoboken residents, the City has denied a film permit for a spin-off of the Jersey Shore to be filmed in public locations.

MTV has the opportunity to appeal Hoboken’s decision but they are likely shit out of luck.