Fucking Paris Hilton. Thank goodness she’s not as famous as she once was, because I really couldn’t stand her. Now if only Kim Kartrashian could follow her spiral into fame nothingness…
Anyhoo, Parasite Hilton was skiing with boyfriend River Viliperi in Lake Tahoe the other day when apparently River fell down the mountain and went boom. River suffered from a cut on his leg severe enough to warrant him being dragged out my medical attendants on a sled. Because Parasite is all about Parasite, she took the opportunity to get a photo of her injured boyfriend, but mainly the photo was about her pouting her lips and making the picture All. About. Her.
Parasite posted the pic on her Pheed account with the caption, ““Such a scary day on the slopes today. After seeing the gash on @RiverViiperi’s leg, I almost passed out. I have never seen a cut that deep in my life. He is so brave, I can’t even imagine the pain he went through today. :(””
And as with most everything else in her life, it’s “I!” “I!” “I” Cause you know, it was traumatizing for her. He is just an accessory, after all.