If you weren’t watching The Grammys last night because you anxiously awaiting for the mid-season premiere of The Walking Dead or you didn’t want to puncture your ear drums with the ‘musical talent’ of such performers such as Maroon 5 or Taylor Swift, then you missed Swifty’s shade at ex-boyfriend, One Directioner Harry Styles.
Because Tay-Tay’s success revolves around her publicly shaming anyone who does break up with her, she took her opening performance of her
shit single, “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” as a way to tell Harry to go fuck himself in front of a national audience, ‘ cause it’s what she does best. However, Tay’s faux-British accent was as just as good as her music, which means it was shitty as fuck, of course.
The vibe she was going for with the whole Alice-in-Wonderland-follow-the-White-Rabbit thing could’ve been fun in the hands of practically anybody else, but since this was Taylor Swift, it just came off as try hard, and the pot shot and Harry made it even more cringeworthy.