Chris Brown Being Investigated for Assault

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Excuse me while I try to arrange my facial features into the  appropriate level of “shocked” for this story.

Eh, it’s just not happening.   I mean, can anyone say they’re truly surprised by this? No. I’m more surprised when my dog farts in her sleep than I am by the news that “Chris Brown” is being investigated for assaulting Frank Ocean overnight at a West Hollywood recording studio.

Chris the Fist, who has a tradition of beating the shit out of people right around the time of the Grammy awards,  decided his latest target was going to be Ocean.  The two have a long and negative history with each other, and apparently the feud lives on.

According to the AP, deputies responded to a report of six men fighting outside the Westlake Recording Studio. By the time authorities arrived, Chris was gone.  However, Frank did stay and spoke to police, and as of right now, he’s referred to as the victim.

A short time later, Frank twatted out that he was jumped by Chris the Fist:

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Rumor has it that the fight broke out over a parking spot – yes, A PARKING SPOT .  TMZ has the rundown like this:

The sources say as Chris went to leave, Frank Ocean and his crew blocked Chris from leaving. The sources say Frank said, “This is my studio, this is my parking spot.”

We’re told Chris went to shake Frank’s hand … and that’s when one of Frank’s people attacked Chris.  Sources connected with Chris say one of Chris’ friends jumped in front and hit Frank’s friend.

Sources connected with Chris say Frank then came at Chris … Chris pushed him away and they started brawling.

As of right now, police have yet to speak with Chris the Fist.

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