Police Charge Lindsay Lohan for Being a Lying Liar Who Lies

 

“Lindsay Lohan would never lie!” said no one ever, so this news shouldn’t be that shocking to you.  TMZ is reporting that police have officially charged Lindsay Lohan for lying.

The charges go all the way back to her June 2012 car accident where Blohan was accused of rear ending an 18-wheeler on the Pacific Coast Highway.  At the time, LiLo claimed she was not behind the wheel at the time of the accident.  However because “Lohan” and “truth” go together like Romney and Obama, several witnesses have called her out for being a lying Ho(han).

Now cops are charging her ass with a misdemeanor.

The charge could spell huge trouble for Lindsay, because she’s currently on probation for the jewelry heist.  The criminal filing could trigger a probation violation, and Judge Stephanie Sautner — the jewelry judge — could send her to the slammer for a long, long time.

And law enforcement sources tell us … cops found prescription pills in her purse after the crash.  Witnesses tell us pills were also scattered in her trunk.  Our sources say authorities were prepared to charge LiLo with drug crimes, but Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Holley, gave cops documentations from Lindsay’s doctor, saying the pills were properly prescribed.  Authorities then backed off that charge.

As for the charge of lying to cops, Lindsay almost dodged that bullet.  You may recall, after the accident, Lindsay went to the hospital where she was interviewed by cops, and that’s when she told them she wasn’t behind the wheel.  Her lawyer, Shawn Holley, made a mad dash for the hospital to muzzle her client (see video), but she was a few minutes too late.

At this point, I think Lindsay could shank a bitch with a butcher’s knife, all on video, wearing a shirt that says “I”m Lindsay Lohan and I’m shanking a bitch with a butcher’s knife” and she would still get off.  So excuse me if I don’t buy for one second than anything will actually happen with this.

 

 

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