Finding entertaining ways to describe how Lindsay Lohan got arrested (again) is rather tiresome at this point. I mean, there is only so many different ways a person can tell a story before you’re like “Stop. I’ve heard this one before.”
Anyhoo, you may be shocked (No.) to find out this generation’s Liz Taylor (yes, she did just roll over in her grave) was busted in New York City last night after allegedly punching a woman at a nightclub. According to TMZ, this is how it all went down:
Lindsay Lohan was ARRESTED at 4 AM Thursday in New York City for allegedly punching a woman at a New York City nightclub … law enforcement sources tell TMZ.
Our sources say Lohan was at Club Avenue when she got into some sort of argument with a female patron and it became physical. We’re told cops came and arrested Lindsay for allegedly assaulting her.
Law enforcement tells us prior to the fight words were exchanged between Lindsay and the woman as they sat in separate booths near each other. Lindsay said something to the effect of, “Give me my space.” Some time passed and then, for some reason, Lindsay allegedly punched the girl.
We’re told by the time cops arrived Lindsay had left the club and was a passenger in a car that was leaving the area. Cops intercepted the car and made the arrest.
Lindsay was charged with a third degree misdemeanor assault and released with a desk ticket, which means an appearance before a judge will be necessary. She faces up to a year in jail.
Of course, between this and the charges against LiLo for lying to police regarding her June traffic accident, poor Shawn Holley will be hard at work during the holidays. I have to give credit to Shawn, cause at this point I’d like be like “fuck it – this bitch is on her own.”
Either way, I can’t wait to hear the story Lindsay will use to deny her involvement this time, because we all know it’s never her fault. ”I was just holding onto it for a friend!/Someone else was driving!/It was the black guy!/It wasn’t me, it was the one-armed man! ”
It’s like Christmas has come early, and LiLo is our drunk Santa.