Rob Pattinson Liked To Lick Kristen Stewarts Armpits


I,  uh…




I can’t even with this.  I just can’t.  About a month before the whole trampire photos emerged, Kristen Stewart sat down with Christa D’Souza for an interview of featured in this month’s issue of VOGUE.  Well, this delicious tidbit of their recordings came out today and…well, just read for yourself;

Having met Stewart just a month before the pictures emerged, Christa D’Souza re-listened back to the tapes after the story made headlines, to see if she could figure out Kristen’s frame of mind.

Interestingly, knowing what we now know, Sanders’ comments about Stewart now have a different take on them. On whether Kristen and Liberty were friends, Sanders says: “She and Liberty didn’t have very many scenes together, so they didn’t get to know each other that well. But they definitely have similarities. There’s a look they share.”

But whilst at an event just a week after their interview, in an unguarded moment Stewart says to D’Souza: “My God, I’m so in love with my boyfriend. I wish he were here now. I think I want to have his babies.” Before adding: “I love the way he smells. And him me. Like, he loves to lick under my armpits.”

What in the fucking hell?! Seriously?  Who says this to a reporter of VOGUE?!  

Girl, you just need to stop for a while.  You just need to stop.

(via ONTD)


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