Playboy is Too Good for Courtney Stodden

When Playboy is telling you that your ass is too plastic to be a future sticky page in one of their issues, you know something is really wrong. So, Courtney Stodden, take notice.

Last week, Courtney celebrated 18 years of being 29 life and hinted at receiving offers from at least 4 different porn studios to star in one of their feature films.  Well, sometime over the long holiday weekend, Courtney twatted this out, hinting while porn is not her thing, Playboy  is (you know, ’cause it has articles):

 

 
Pretty much immediately, TMZ squashed Courtney’s dreams, saying even Playboyhas standards. Yes, the same Playboy who gave Blohan a chance.

 
Sources close to Playboy told TMZ there is no offer for Courtney to grace their pages anytime soon – and in fact, there never will be.

One source added, “[Playboy] would NEVER take her. I don’t think anybody really wants to see that anyway.”

A rep for Playboy tells TMZ, “Playboy has not approached Courtney Stodden to pose in the magazine, and has no plans to do so.”

But then Courtney herself countered TMZ’s report, further suggesting she will indeed be nude for the mag in the near future:

Courtney’s Pimp Momager Krista Keller also insinuates her little cash cow may be appearing sans clothing for the world, soon:

“TMZ doesn’t know what they’re talking about. Clearly, their ‘sources’ are different than ours.”

One word accurately sums up my feelings about Courtney and pimp momager Krista’s stunt queen antics: GROSS.

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