Oh, By the Way, Rosie O’Donnell is Married

Rosie O’Donnell and fiancee Michelle Rounds has shocked the world (ok, not really) with the announcement that the two exchanged vows to love, honor, cherish and scissor each other until death do them part – back in June.

Rosie and Michelle tied the knot after Michelle was diagnosed with desmoid tumors, a rare condition which affects only effects 900 people a year.

Rosie, who suffered a heart attack a couple of weeks ago, posted about it in her typical crapku/poem/wtever you call it way on her blog:

my wife michelle
was diagnosed with desmoid tumors in june
a mysterious rare – too often fatal disease
that affects 3 in a million people

we were to wed 10 days ago
but her illness forced us to postpone the wedding
luckily -
as i was in ICU that day

when it rains …
things grow
like love and flowers
humans too

so on we go
we married in private
before her surgery
just the 2 of us

Also, in case you’re interested (you’re not), Rosie is putting some of the shart she painted right after her heart attack up for auction on eBay, with proceeds going to charity. If that painting was a Rorschach test, I’d swear it was PePe Lepew drowning.


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