Chestica Simpson’s father, Creepy Papa Joe Simpson, can be added to the Celebrity DUI club. According to TMZ, Creepy Papa got busted earlier this month for suspicion of driving under the influence.
The LAPD pulled over Creepy Papa in Sherman Oaks, CA on August 4 around 10pm. During the stop, the officer suspected Creepy Papa had too much of the sweet nectar to be behind the wheel of a car. The cops ended up arresting Creepy Papa and he spent the night behind bars. He was released the following morning.
Let’s never forget this quote which popped out of his pie hole in a 2004 interview with GQ regarding Chestica:
“Jessica never tries to be sexy. … She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!
And then, of course, this gem abut Ashlee in the same interview:
She’s going to be a huge movie star. She’s like Meg Ryan or Cameron Diaz, with probably more depth. When we’re done, she’ll play it all.”