We can cross yet another actress off the possibilities for the film adaptation of 50 Shades of Shit. Elizabeth Olsen proving once again that she has far superior taste to her sisters, the Trollsen twins, has vehemently denied she’ll do anything with the shitastic 50 Shades movie.
Elizabeth told Bullett:
I recently chatted with Olsen, and when I asked if the film was a possibility, she replied, “No! No! No!” She also said this:
But it’s had a huge impact on society. Apparently rope sales have skyrocketed because women who’ve read the book are really getting into bondage, which is kind of great. It’s such a taboo for women to actually discuss sexuality without the help of Cosmopolitan. All of a sudden, this book has become a sensation because the women reading it haven’t had access to this kind of thing before. I was talking to a guy who was making a joke about it, saying, ‘Clearly these women just need to watch porn.’ In a way, he’s right.”
And that’s exactly the way I feel about the book. All these soccer moms swooning over this novel – let me point you in the direction of Redtube, or even the erotica section of your local bookstore (or Kindle.) Cause really, all these vaginas quivering over
Edward Cullen Christian Grey are just embarrassing.