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According to TMZ, LL Cool J heard a noise in the downstairs section of his home around 2am yesterday morning. When James went to check the commotion out, he discovered a man had broken into his house.
LL’s house had an alarm, and it was tripped by the burglar. LAPD was notified and sent to the scene, but it didn’t matter – because James had beat the ever lovin’ shit out of the man. Law enforcement sources say the man was hospitalized for a broken nose and jaw.
Of course LL will not be charged, because he is fucking bad ass.