Do Not Try to Break Into LL Cool J’s House

<Insert every possible Mama Said Knock You Out> reference that every single publication has made/will make regarding story here>

According to TMZ, LL Cool J heard a noise in the downstairs section of his home around 2am yesterday morning.  When  James went to check the commotion out, he discovered a man had broken into his house.

LL’s house had an alarm, and it was tripped by the burglar. LAPD was notified and sent to the scene, but it didn’t matter – because James had beat the ever lovin’ shit out of the man.  Law enforcement sources say the man was hospitalized for a broken nose and jaw.

Of course LL will not be charged, because he is fucking bad ass.

Share


More Celebrity News: