Hollywood, I would sincerely appreciate it if you would stop taking movies from childhood and ruining them. I know you’re out of ideas, and we all know execs won’t dare take risks on anything that may be new or exciting. But please, you’re just embarrassing yourselves now.
Doug Belgrad mentioned to The Hollywood Reporter that a remake of Jumanji is on the horizon. ”We’re going to try and reimagine Jumanji and update it for the present,” said Belgrad.
Really? Update it for the present? What kind of bullshit is this? This film was made in 1995 for crissakes. This news is infuriating. What else are we going to
milk update? The Mighty Ducks? The Sandlot? Movies that stand are classics and will never really be out dated?
You know, I should quit while I’m ahead. I may be giving overpaid Hollywood brass ideas.