Rob Pattinson is packing up his clothes, snatching his bong (but leaving his toiletries, natch, since he doesn’t need them) and getting the hell out. PEOPLE confirmed today R. Pattz has left the house he and Kristen Stewart shared following her now public affair with her married Snow White and the Huntsman director, Rupert Sanders. According to the mag, the future doesn’t look that promising for Robsten:
I’m not sure they’ll be able to recover from this,” a source says of the couple of three years, who met making the Twilight trilogy.
In seclusion and not in contact with Stewart, 22, the British star “is heartbroken and angry,” says the source.
Yesterday, Kristen released a statement publicly apologizing to Rob for the affair, and he must have found it just as lame as I did.
In the meantime, more photos came to light today showing Kristen and Rupert in flagrante delicto in Los Angeles last week, and if anyone had any doubt that the two were getting it on, you can just take a gander here.
This entire situation is like the most glorious episode of Cheaters I could ever imagine. All we need is Joey Greco to get up in Kristen and Rupert’s faces and grill them with questions to make this perfection.
And who knew the day would come when I would actually utter the words, “My God, I can’t wait for the Twatlight PR to begin. It will be glorious.” Because, seriously, watching these two have to share the same stage and do joint interviews is worth haveing to to endure one more Twatlight flick.