Kanye West is Gonna Put a Ring on It

Looks like we are going are going to have to suffer through Kardashian Royal Wedding 2.0:  Strong, Bigger, Faster, Stronger.

RadarOnline is reporting that Stunt Queen Kanye West is looking to propose to Stunt Queen Kim Kartrashian once her divorce from Kris Humphries is finalized.  A source close to Kanye  tells Radar, “Kanye picked out some of (Kanye’s late mother) Donda’s  most expensive pieces, including some diamond earrings and a ruby ring,” and asked a private jeweler to make an engagement ring with them.

“Donda was such an important person in Kanye’s life, he thought the world of her and was devastated when she died. So, he kept all her jewelry as keepsakes – a lot of the pieces were items he bought over the years after he made it as a hip-hop star.

“And now, Kanye has found a woman he respects and loves just as much as his mom, so he wants to share her jewelry collection with Kim.

The source continues, saying:

“His friends think it’s a terrible idea and are advising him not to give Kim the ring, because it’s a gift, it would be difficult for Kanye to ask for it back if they ever split up.

“They’ve also reminded him that Kim is not somebody who works hard for her money. She makes millions doing reality shows and selling her image, and Donda’s jewelry shouldn’t be part of that image.”

Obviously, if this is true (and it wouldn’t surprise me – both these bitches are famewhores who’ll do anything to stay in the spotlight, which makes me think they may just be perfect for each other), Kanye’s friends are a lot smarter than he is.

There’s a part of me that hopes this is true, because their eventual divorce would be so damn entertaining (and have no doubt, it would happen).  I’d look forward to all the songs Kanye would have slamming Kim and airing their dirty laundry, like rap’s version of Taylor Swift.  You know there would be cheating and a whole bunch of “I can’t believe they did that!” shit.

But a bigger, saner part of me just wishes the two of them would end this relationship already.  I have no doubt these two came together because they both have ridiculously large egos and a shared love of the spotlight, but damn, are they boring.  The only interesting part of this mess has been watching the fandom implode at the thought of Beyonce and Kim being friends through Kanye.  Besides that, though, all they do is pose for paps. If these two did get married, I imagine them both whipping out mirrors, looking at themselves  and declaring vows of eternal love  to the reflection.


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