I don’t even care if this is true or not, but I’m choosing to believe it because Queen Charlize is a bad ass and I relish the thought of her holding her unholy wrath on Kristen Stewart, preferably with some type of fierce catfight (because catfights done right are one of life’s simple pleasures.)
According to RadarOnline, Charlize Theron is pissed off that Kristen did the dirty with married Snow White and the Huntsman director, Rupert Sanders – because Charlize is close friends with Rupert’s wife, Liberty Ross.
“Charlize is absolutely fuming with Kristen for having an affair with Rupert,” an insider revealed.
“She is very tight with Liberty, has often socialized with the family over dinner and cannot believe Kristin has done this.
“When they were filming Snow White and the Huntsman, Charlize felt like an older sister to Kristin, and they were always sharing advice.
“Charlize confided to her new pal about her adoption plans. She even asked Kristin if she wanted to be her baby Jackson’s godmother – that was how close they were.
“But Charlize had no idea what was going on between Rupert and Kristen and now feels completely betrayed by the whole incident.
As I said, I don’t even know if this is true or not, but I get a kick out the idea of Charlize taking all her weed, snatching her bong, and refusing to toke it up with Kristen anymore for being a right bitch. Charlize is amazing that way.