The Octomom Fap Porn Trailer is Here and It’s Terrifying

Make sure you haven’t recently eaten if you choose to watch this trailer, because I promise you, you’ll upchuck whatever it is you just consumed.  I, myself, am simultaneously writing this post and Googling “Do-It-Your-Self Lobotomy.” Like any car wreck, I couldn’t but help but rubberneck at this disaster, even though I knew I would suffer mild case of PTSD. I’m sure the next time I read the words Fap Porn, I’ll have flashbacks to Nadya Suleman’s rectum-like lips parted as if she’s attempting to suck the souls of small children into her lungs – you know, her “sexy”  face.

Like the pics that were leaked last week from Octo’s porn debut (make no mistake, she’s definitely going to end up doing more porn – she needs the money), the trailer has my eyes motherfucking my fingers for clicking on the Play button.

The best thing I can say about the entire vid is thankfully, there’s no possibility of her getting knocked up from doing fap porn.

Click Here for  the NSFW (more like Not Safe for Life) version of the video, in case you want to injure your eyes and punish your brain (Warning: you’ve been warned).

Here’s the SFW (but still not safe for life) version:

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