Owl City Feat. Carly Rae Jespen – “Good Time”

In case you care about Owl Shitty (nope) or 26-year-old Carly Rae Jespen (her neither), then you may have been anticipating their joint single, Good Time (not fucking likely if you have the ability to hear).

It seems as if Owl Shitty has lifted a page from Will.I.Am’s song writing book, because the lyrics of the song go something like this:

 blah blah IT’S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME IT’S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME blah blah IT’S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME IT’S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME blah blah IT’S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME IT’S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME blah blah blah IT’S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME IT’S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME blah blah blah IT’S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME IT’S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME IT’S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME IT’S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME IT’S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME

Basically, Good Time is about as musically appealing as a long, loud, wet fart reverberating in a toilet bowl the morning after a night of various mixed drinks, tequila shots and a 2am excursion to Taco Bell ’cause you’re fucking hungry and nothing sounds better than mystery meat topped with cheese and surrounded by a corn tortilla shell (or a Dorito shell if you’re also high.)

And because the word “shit” rhymes with “hit” and 12-year-olds have horrible taste in music, I won’t be able to turn on my radio without hearing this song assault my ears, like Jespen’s current single Call Me Maybe is currently doing.

Fuck you both very much.

http://youtu.be/E5oez5deOLU

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