Kris Humphries Says Pimp Momager Staged Kim’s Sex Tape

Kim Kardashian and Ray J Sex Tape

Okay, would anyone be really surprised by this if it’s true?  Yeah, didn’t think so.

TMZ has gotten a hold of  some of the text messages Herp-Derp Humphries sent to former girlfriend Myla Sinajaj while they were dating.  Kim Kartrashian and her attorneys had subpoenaed them for the ongoing divorce proceedings.

In one of the messages, Herp-Derp claims that not only did Pimp Momager Kris not only knew of Kim’s infamous sex tape with Ray J, but that she actually instructed Kim to re-shoot it to look prettier in it.

Kim Kardashian Sex Tape

Shocking, right? Except it’s Pimp Momager and I totally buy it.  Every inch of Pimp Momager’s body has been replaced by artificial substances over time, and that includes her heart, which is now a black hole that sucks in souls and money whenever someone tunes in for Keeping Up with the Kartrashians. She’s like Poltergeist and we’re all Carol Ann.

According to “sources” close to the Kartrashians  (read: Pimp Momager Kris), Herp-Derp is full of shit.  They claim he and Kimmy-cakes never discussed the Ray J sex tape because Kim made it off limits at the beginning of their relationship.


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