Well, some people may be shocked at Britney Spears’ X Factor rider, but I’m not one of them. After reading them, I was actually like, “Hmmm…this is what I crave after taking a few bong hits, too,” and thought Brit and I would get along pretty well.
In fact, the only thing I side-eyed here (besides the potato salad – gross) was the Herve Leger dresses. It’s the fucking trend that won’t die.
So here’s what Britney demanded in addition to her lucrative $15 million dollar paycheck. Scratch the dresses and add in some Ramen and this could’ve been my shopping list back when I was 21.
- 34 Herve Leger Dresses
- 12 Snickers Bars
- 6 Cases of Diet Coke containing 24 cans (must be restocked weekly)
- 10 snack size bags of Doritos for her herself and her team daily
- 10 pieces of fried chicken and 4 pints of potato salad weekly
- 12 vases of magnolia blossoms arranged in her dressing room
Brit also wanted her own beauty team, which consists of a manicurist, a facialist and a massage therapist. Girl: you’re Britney-fucking-Spears. I say GET IT. Now, if you could just stop with the heavy eye-makeup and do something with those brows…