Britney Spears’ “X Factor” Rider…is Not That Surprising

Well, some people may be shocked at Britney Spears’ X Factor rider, but I’m not one of them.   After reading them, I was actually like, “Hmmm…this is what I crave after taking a few bong hits, too,” and thought Brit and I would get along pretty well.

In fact, the only thing I side-eyed here (besides the potato salad – gross)  was the Herve Leger dresses.  It’s the fucking trend that won’t die.

So here’s what Britney demanded in addition to her lucrative $15 million dollar paycheck. Scratch the dresses and add in some Ramen and this could’ve been my shopping list back when I was 21.

  • 34 Herve Leger Dresses
  • 12 Snickers Bars
  • 6 Cases of Diet Coke containing 24 cans (must be restocked weekly)
  • 10 snack size bags of Doritos for her herself and her team daily
  • 10 pieces of fried chicken and 4 pints of potato salad weekly
  • 12 vases of magnolia blossoms arranged in her dressing room

Brit also wanted her own beauty team, which consists of a manicurist, a facialist and a massage therapist.  Girl: you’re Britney-fucking-Spears.  I say GET IT.  Now, if you could just stop with the heavy eye-makeup and do something with those  brows…


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