Shocking News: Lindsay is a Liar

The face of innocence

This news is shocking - shocking, I tell you!

It turns out that Lindsay Lohan lied about not being at the Smoke & Mirrors nightclub the night an alleged altercation occurred between LiLo and Marisa Dugas, who filed assault charges against the actress.  LiLo said the accusations were false, because she was at home watching TV, not out partying!

Of course, everyone who read LiLo’s claims of innocence immediately rolled their eyes and muttered “bitch please” under their breath, knowing that sounded like a load of horseshit.

Now, there’s evidence that all us skeptics had good reason not to believe LiLo – we were right.

Surveillance tape from The Standard Hotel – where the Smoke & Mirrors is located – has finally been handed over to police, and Lindsay’s lying ass has been caught on camera.  Video clearly shows Lindsay there that night, according to RadarOnline.

“Investigators obtained the surveillance video from the Smoke & Mirrors nightclub at The Standard Hotel and it clearly shows that Lindsay was there on the night of the alleged assault,”  a law enforcement source tells “The investigation is still ongoing and follow-up interviews will now be conducted as necessary. Of course, investigators want to interview Lindsay about the incident, but she hasn’t been interviewed yet, nor is she under any obligation to do so. Remember, two other witnesses besides the alleged victim filed police reports, including the bouncer of the nightclub.”

Since a Lohan never learns, Linday went back to the same club on Wednesday night and – once again – finds herself involved in another incident. This time, a woman claims Lindsay became irritated with her for “bumping” into LiLo.  When the woman denied she did so, and thought maybe one of the males with Lindsay at the time may have accidentally bumped into the actress.  Lindsay, whose male companion was her father, Michael Lohan, asked why her own father would bump into her.

The girl responded “you go clubbing with your dad?”

(side note: Ha! All the points for this girl! That’s the real question here)

This apparently set Lindsay off, and she allegedly started cursing out the woman, then threw her drink on her.

When Linnocent’s dad realized what was happening, he grabbed LiLo and got her out of the club.  He then appeared on TMZ yesterday to say his daughter was innocent (natch) and the other woman was the drink thrower, not his angelic little girl.




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