“What To Expect When Your Expecting” Character Posters Revealed
Samantha is a longtime gossip reader/first time blogger. Along with pina coladas and getting caught in the rain, she enjoys summer weekends on her boat, traveling to places she’s never been, any drink involving vodka, and the love of her life, her Cabana Boy. Sam has an undying girl crush on Scarlett Johansson, adores anything Bill Murray or Steve Martin has ever done, and listening to any song by Brandon Flowers and/or The Killers on repeat - to the point you’ll want to punch her in the face the moment
“Read My Mind” queues up yet again. Her current favorite TV obsession is “Once Upon a Time,” as you’ll see from her numerous posts on it.
Sam loathes anything to do with Kim Kartrashian/Kris Jenner and Lindsay/Dina Lohan. She wishes nothing more than to have them drop off the face of E!/the Earth so she’d never write another sentence referencing a golden shower during an infamous superstar sex tape or mother/daughter bonding time occurring over whiskey shots and an 8-ball in an L.A. nightclub bathroom.
In Spring 2011, Sam and her business partner and friend Erika started up celebritygossip.us. Over the summer, the pair moved their popular blog to www.celebgossip.com. By late 2011, the girls had spun off two more celebrity-related sites: www.celebtweets.com and www.celebmugshots.com.
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Sometimes, I think that someone could shit out Sanskrit scrolls onto a roll of Charmin toilet paper and Hollywood would look at it and say, “Wow! What a fabulous movie idea! Let’s greenlight it.” Especially if such shit Sanskrit would allow for as many stars to be squeezed into it as humanly possible, making it a film version of a Volkswagon with clowns.
And such is the upcoming film What to Expect When You’re Expecting. I would run down the list of the entire star-studded lineup for the film, but it’s probably just easier to write who’s not appearing in it, which is like Fabio. And that’s it.
The film, which is like New Year’s Eve: Now with More Babies!, is based on the pregnancy-preparation novel of the same name. The first posters for the flick were unleashed on the unsuspecting public today. The portraits feature the stars Cameron Diaz, Anna Kendrick, Jennifer Lopez, Elizabeth Banks and Brooklyn Decker with varying degrees of baby bump-edness. The posters even include “witty” catchphrases, which are the exact opposite of witty: “You pee on a stick. It’s pretty idiot proof,” and “If I knew I’d have a rack like this, I would’ve gotten knocked up years ago.” Oh, brother.
What to Expect When You’re Expecting opens in theaters May, 12, 2012.
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